...I've just realized that I never bothered to check and see if that horse was still around, un. Or was it a pony?

I'm going to go look for it... him, her... yeah, un.

It seems that I've missed quite a bit, un.

...Definitely can't say it's good to be back, but all things considering, I guess it's better than being dead.

I think I need to pay someone a visit...

So, who are the new gods, un? At this rate I'll miss Medea. At least I carried favor with her, un.

Bored, un...

What the hell was that noise, un? Anyone have any idea?

...For once it wasn't me.



Hey, Tobi! Get your shit together, un! We're going to investigate.

[Private to Tobi] If you tell Pein about my leaving the Akatsuki, I'll beat you over the head with Medea, un. So keep your trap shut if you know what's good for you. I might start rethinking things now that Pein's here, anyways... it'll be less trouble on my end, and stuff might just start to get interesting again, un.

...And I mean that about the investigation, got it? I want to head out on the double. That noise was strange... did you hear it? [/Private]



Pein's here!

Konan...? A word, un. In private.

...Baking and not blowing stuff up isn't as fun as I thought it would be, un. But... at least I'm getting paid for it.


( Private // Unhackable )

If anyone needs me, they shouldn't bother looking at the police station anymore, un.

I've decided to relocate. There are less people around where I'm staying now. It'll be perfect to give my art a good, safe exercise, un.

Oh... and Tobi?

...Never mind.


( Private to the Akatsuki // Absolutely Unhackable )

Ahoy, Medea...

I got another request, un.

( Private to Medea // Unhackable )

So, how about it?

I have my body back, un!

I missed these mouths... not that I ever took them for granted, but having ordinary hands was boring! No offense, Miwako. After all, I found some use for your body in the end, un!

Ah... a heads up. I didn't really wash it or anything. So you might feel a little sticky, maybe a little sweaty, and you might find traces of clay in various places, un.

That being said...



MEDEA!

I was kind of hoping to have another chat with you sometime soon, un. A nice, big, important chataroo. Make yourself available, eh? We can sit on the rooftops again if you want, or you can sit on my lap, un.

My word... Reading over some of these things I say, they truly are awful, un. Miwako, my lady, would you please be so kind as to disregard any remark I made about attending the upcoming ball skyclad?

I would be so honored if you would make me something to wear in sky blue, un. Of course, I do not expect this for free. Perhaps I can help you with your clothes making, un? I really should learn, besides. I do so want to be a useful man in society, actively contributing wherever and however I can, un.

Ah... and my dear, dear Tobi. Whatever I said to you... I retract it, un. I was most certainly not in my right mind, and you have my sincerest apologies for however I might have wronged you. I would like very much to make it up to you, un.

Please, would you and the lady Marina accompany Miwako and myself in a double-date to the ball? This place is wretched, besides... and there are safety in numbers.

...It was never this complicated back home, un.


( Private to Sasori-danna//Unhackable )


I think I'm going to go to that ball thing after all, un. Is anyone going that doesn't have a date yet and wants one?

Dear Tobi, un.

Firstly, this is just a reminder that you've been a very bad boy lately. However, you are MY subordinate, do not forget that, un. If you so much as caper with anyone that I can kill at the upcoming ball or afterwards, I will not only make sure they die, but that you are punished for your actions as well. Is that clear, un?

Secondly, that being said, if you let Violet White touch you, I'm going to have to disinfect the part of you that she contaminates, un.



Finally, you are to meet me at the edge of the city immediately concluding this message, un. Do not disappoint me by being late.

Or else.



Sincerely,
~Your Senpai.

Sasori-danna.

I've got a bone to pick with you, un.

I just feel... like blowing shit up, un. Maybe it's the time of year and how everyone is bugging about this stupid thing called Christmas?

Or maybe it's because I just got some... some gift... and I don't even know who the hell it's from, un.

Konan, Tobi. I'd advise staying indoors tonight. It might rain fire... but then again it might not. I have yet to decide.

Well, isn't this just amusing, un? For once I'm not behind the mass murders... and when powers are getting revoked, because of my lack of involvement, I get to keep my abilities.

Almost feels nice, un.

Just a fucking pity I can't go out and celebrate without causing some sort of panic at the moment.

Now this... this is ART, un!

( VOICE POST )



[ooc; Deidara and Tobi, while out looking for supplies, stumbled into one building that looked ideal for what they wanted. It had to have a cafeteria, so they went hunting for it... but a little accident occured in an elevator shaft and they fell a few stories into the underground of the building. Needless to say, they encountered some nasty spiders... and worse, some zombie-like creatures. ♥ I'd say it's safe to assume, since they've been down there a few days, they've managed to climb out of the bottom dregs and get to some safe ground... but just in case anybody has noticed they haven't been around, that's why. Oh, and MEDEA, dear? Deidara loves you right about now. Because of his power limit, he used up his chakra for the time being... XD He wants to have a word when he's back.]