Something Beautiful, A Contradiction

Bomb 2

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:36:21 GMT

...I've just realized that I never bothered to check and see if that horse was still around, un. Or was it a pony?

I'm going to go look for it... him, her... yeah, un.

Bomb 1

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:30:56 GMT

It seems that I've missed quite a bit, un.

...Definitely can't say it's good to be back, but all things considering, I guess it's better than being dead.

I think I need to pay someone a visit...

So, who are the new gods, un? ~~At this rate I'll miss Medea. At least I carried favor with her, un.~~

Bomb 32

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:08:55 GMT

Bored, un...

Bomb 31

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:11:54 GMT

What the hell was that noise, un? Anyone have any idea?

...For once it wasn't me.

Hey, Tobi! Get your shit together, un! We're going to investigate.

[Private to Tobi] If you tell Pein about my leaving the Akatsuki, I'll beat you over the head with Medea, un. So keep your trap shut if you know what's good for you. I might start rethinking things now that Pein's here, anyways... it'll be less trouble on my end, and stuff might just start to get interesting again, un.

...And I mean that about the investigation, got it? I want to head out on the double. That noise was strange... did you hear it? [/Private]

Pein's here!

Konan...? A word, un. In private.

Bomb 30

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:44:21 GMT

...Baking and not blowing stuff up isn't as fun as I thought it would be, un. But... at least I'm getting paid for it.

[Private]
I don't know what he was doing with Itachi, but they looked like they were really into whatever it was they were talking about, un. I can't say I've ever seen the two of them confer with anyone outside who they were paired with... with that sort of interest.

...Tobi. What the hell are you up to? You haven't been the same since... well, since Konan and I bailed, un.

Maybe I should say something to him. It'd be a waste of some talent to let him get caught up with that shithead Itachi, un. But then... he'll start clinging again and being annoying, too.

...Although it'd be nice to hear him call me senpai again. It'd be nice to know Uchitard It-is-icky didn't corrupt my partner.
[/Private]

Bomb 29

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:44:43 GMT

If anyone needs me, they shouldn't bother looking at the police station anymore, un.

I've decided to relocate. There are less people around where I'm staying now. It'll be perfect to give my art a good, safe exercise, un.

Oh... and Tobi?

...Never mind.

{AKATSUKI}
This is my official resignation from the Akatsuki, un.

There is no real reason why I should remain part of the organization, or what remains of it here in this place. And to be honest...

...I never wanted to be part of the Akatsuki anyways, un.

Don't worry though. I'll still honor the secrets of the organization. If you can count on me for anything, it's not to blab around about Akatsuki's goals and intentions. But that's it... don't come crawling to me when you're out a bomb expert, un. That isn't my fault. You never should have obtained this one in the first place.

So... goodbye, un.
{/AKATSUKI}

Bomb 28

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:00:32 GMT

Ahoy, Medea...

I got another request, un.

{MEDEA}
I figure... seeing as how my comrades and I are presently staying in the police station, we should do police like stuff, un. So give us shiny badges and proclaim my trio the Purgatorium Police Squad!

...Please? I mean, that way the three of us will have jobs, and it'll create more for other people. We could hire on a renovation crew to get things working, and overall it'll make things better in the lower level, un.

But I'm in charge of it! I'm chief, un!
{/MEDEA}

So, how about it?

Bomb 27

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:34:04 GMT

I have my body back, un!

I missed these mouths... not that I ever took them for granted, but having ordinary hands was boring! No offense, Miwako. After all, I found some use for your body in the end, un!

Ah... a heads up. I didn't really wash it or anything. So you might feel a little sticky, maybe a little sweaty, and you might find traces of clay in various places, un.

That being said...

MEDEA!

I was kind of hoping to have another chat with you sometime soon, un. A nice, big, important chataroo. Make yourself available, eh? We can sit on the rooftops again if you want, or you can sit on my lap, un.

Bomb 26

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:11:41 GMT

Miwako, if you were a virgin before, you aren't anymore, un~!

~~I can't believe I used sparkles...~~

Bomb 25

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:47:05 GMT

TOBI WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME, UN!?!

{HIATUS}

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:36:44 GMT

Hiatus.

Bomb 24

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 14:29:03 GMT

My word... Reading over some of these things I say, they truly are awful, un. Miwako, my lady, would you please be so kind as to disregard any remark I made about attending the upcoming ball skyclad?

I would be so honored if you would make me something to wear in sky blue, un. Of course, I do not expect this for free. Perhaps I can help you with your clothes making, un? I really should learn, besides. I do so want to be a useful man in society, actively contributing wherever and however I can, un.

Ah... and my dear, dear Tobi. Whatever I said to you... I retract it, un. I was most certainly not in my right mind, and you have my sincerest apologies for however I might have wronged you. I would like very much to make it up to you, un.

Please, would you and the lady Marina accompany Miwako and myself in a double-date to the ball? This place is wretched, besides... and there are safety in numbers.

Bomb 23

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:11:31 GMT

...It was never this complicated back home, un.

[DANNA]
I don't really know what to make of this situation anymore, un. Konan seems to be doing better though, so I'm left to assume you're not angry at her now?

Whatever I remember, it isn't everything, if that makes you feel any better, un...

It's her memories, not my own. All I can recall is the Akatsuki meetings and being ordered on missions with you. A lot of these memories hurt to have back, everything considering, but I'm starting to regret them less, un. I don't know if that matters to you or not...

...Just thought I should fill you in.

Shit's difficult enough without having to be furious with you over things I don't fully understand.

Also... I'm guessing that glass bird was from you, un. Thanks. I can't decide whether I should keep it or blow it up, though. I didn't get you anything. You don't like my art. That much I do remember, un.
[/DANNA]

I think I'm going to go to that ball thing after all, un. Is anyone going that doesn't have a date yet and wants one?

Bomb 22

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:36:26 GMT

Dear Tobi, un.

Firstly, this is just a reminder that you've been a very bad boy lately. However, you are MY subordinate, do not forget that, un. If you so much as caper with anyone that I can kill at the upcoming ball or afterwards, I will not only make sure they die, but that you are punished for your actions as well. Is that clear, un?

Secondly, that being said, if you let Violet White touch you, I'm going to have to disinfect the part of you that she contaminates, un.

Finally, you are to meet me at the edge of the city immediately concluding this message, un. Do not disappoint me by being late.

Or else.

Sincerely,
~Your Senpai.

Bomb 21

Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:00:08 GMT

Sasori-danna.

I've got a bone to pick with you, un.

Bomb 20

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:20:17 GMT

I just feel... like blowing shit up, un. Maybe it's the time of year and how everyone is bugging about this stupid thing called Christmas?

Or maybe it's because I just got some... some gift... and I don't even know who the hell it's from, un.

Konan, Tobi. I'd advise staying indoors tonight. It might rain fire... but then again it might not. I have yet to decide.

Bomb 19

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:01:50 GMT

[LUCRECIA]

I don't think we've met, and I'm sorry that we have to, I'm not really fond of your type with all their psycho medical and science babble, un. Anyways, I've got a few questions, and somebody told me you got the answers.

So fess up.

What the hell is this disease I've heard about and how deadly is it? And what are the chances of getting infected, un?

A companion of mine and I were recently exploring and we discovered a little hellhole of monsters under some building. It collapsed, but while we were down there there were some pretty close shaves, un. We didn't get out unscathed. We're not going to be sick, are we? Do you have a cure or anything if we do get sick, un?

You better have a cure... I'm not too keen on dying again, dammit. And if I do and it's because of some fucking sickness, I'll know who the hell to come after!

[LUCRECIA]

[ooc; Already know he is not sick. ♥ And neither is Tobi. But that doesn't mean he knows that... *cackles*]

Bomb 18

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 13:23:32 GMT

Well, isn't this just amusing, un? For once I'm not behind the mass murders... and when powers are getting revoked, because of my lack of involvement, I get to keep my abilities.

Almost feels nice, un.

Just a fucking pity I can't go out and celebrate without causing some sort of panic at the moment.

Bomb 17

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:18:59 GMT

Now this... this is ART, un!

Bomb 16

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:17:47 GMT

[...lots of static... shuffling around... the sounds of muffled arguing...]

Dammit, Tobi, it's on! It's working, let me talk, un!

...There really are zombies here. And... huge spiders, un.

Ah... Konan? Sorry we're still not back yet. We sort of got a little side-tracked. If you want to come and get us, we're--

--QUIT SHOVING, TOBI, YOU'll GET YOUR TURN WHEN I GIVE YOU YOUR DAMN TURN!! H-HEY--!! STOP IT, I'M WARNING YO--

[...sounds of Tobi yelling shout-outs to Konan can be heard like it's some radio show... and then the power for the terminal they are using dies with a hissing sound and a click...]

[ooc; Deidara and Tobi, while out looking for supplies, stumbled into one building that looked ideal for what they wanted. It had to have a cafeteria, so they went hunting for it... but a little accident occured in an elevator shaft and they fell a few stories into the underground of the building. Needless to say, they encountered some nasty spiders... and worse, some zombie-like creatures. ♥ I'd say it's safe to assume, since they've been down there a few days, they've managed to climb out of the bottom dregs and get to some safe ground... but just in case anybody has noticed they haven't been around, that's why. Oh, and MEDEA, dear? Deidara loves you right about now. Because of his power limit, he used up his chakra for the time being... XD He wants to have a word when he's back.]

Bomb 15

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:50:03 GMT

So, who let it in, un? I promise I won't get mad.

Really, I swear. I just want to know who I should choke with the ruined pair of pants I have now thanks to that little beast, un!

Tobi, if it was you... You had better hope it wasn't you...

Anyways... thanks to Medea I was at least able to take care of that dragon, un... although, for some reason, I just haven't felt inclined to kill the nasty little thing. I might use it as a model for a clay explosive...

It's a good size for one, un. Good shape... And if I can settle it down long enough to get a good look at it and study it more closely, I might be able to fashion the interior after the original for a more intricate bomb, un.

I just hope the stupid thing doesn't scorch the rest of my clothing in the process... or the station.

Bomb 14

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:28:18 GMT

Medea, you shouldn't have, un!
Nice new clothes... Does this mean you forgive me?

[MEDEA]
We had a bad break up, un. I should apologise for that, I guess? Well, well, I suppose I'm sorry, un. It's just a shame you couldn't appreciate my art, but another time, maybe?

Actually... and don't tear my head off for this, un... I was wondering if you'd grant me a Christmas wish a bit early?

I want my powers back, un. You can include stipulations, I don't care, but I need some way of defending myself if things get out of hand. And... Konan is here. If she knew I lost my abilities, I doubt she'd be too impressed, un. I've been reckless... and I'll show more control from now on. After all, haven't I been being good ever since?

I don't think I can ask in a way nicer than this, un...
[/MEDEA]

Hey, Tobi? I suppose I can give you back your stuff, un. ~~But I am keeping the cloak.~~

Bomb 13

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:56:41 GMT

Tobi, un? I want to talk to you about something later. Make yourself available or else, un.

Bomb 12

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:13:04 GMT

A ball, un? Sounds like the perfect opportunity to--

--never mind.

I don't think I'm going to go... ~~I'm pretty sure nobody wants me to go either, un.~~ Nothing to wear, no one worthwhile to go with, that sort of thing. It's probably going to be a real dud anyways, un.

Kissie-face couples and shoddy lighting... that's not my sort of thing.

Bomb 11

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:45:23 GMT

[VOICE POST]
...What a night, un.

My head... it feels like it was split in two. I can't really remember -- Medea! You... it's your fault, un. If you and the rest of the gods hadn't... if you didn't......

[crackling... muffled groans... sounds of dirt shifting and static]

...ugh. I just want... my body back, un. Tired of this. Can't stand it.

Tobi? You had better be all right. I'm on my way back... I'll be at the police station soon, un. If you're not there...

[sounds of stumbling... cursing... pained shouting]

Hurts everywhere... un. Been worse... I've been... no. This is bad, un... It's all her fault. Dammit, not far... I'll make it.

[crackling... static... end transmission]
[/VOICE POST]

[ooc; So everyone knows, Medea killed Deidara last night. She killed him real good. And he deserved it. The memory he will be forgetting was that he and Sasori were ever partners. He knows of Sasori's existance, however, the way he recalls it now, Orochimaru never left Akatsuki and he remained Sasori's partner. Therefore, Deidara forgets mostly everything he knows about Sasori besides what's common knowledge - Sasori is one badass mother fucker that you don't want to mess with, and his art varies greatly from his own, so he doesn't much like that. Ultimately, he believes he has always been partnered with Tobi now that he's died and forgotten being a team with Sasori. Fun stuff.

...Last but not least, I'm glad you guys all seem to be having fun with this! *_* And that so many people participated. ♥ You all rock...~]